Bessnuttbat is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, unjust horse.

Bessnuttbat created bats three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bessnuttbat, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Bessnuttbat, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Bessnuttbat's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Bessnuttbat's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a building before entering it.

2. Do not kill foxes.

3. Run away if seven shrews approach from the north.

4. Never think about stars.

5. Retreat if four grasshopers approach from the east.
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