Targtofwadlik is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, all-knowing dragon.

Targtofwadlik created light four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Targtofwadlik, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Targtofwadlik, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Targtofwadlik's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Targtofwadlik's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no goats in a building before entering it.

2. Hide from violet moths for they are unholy.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Do not kill frogs.

5. Do not covet oxen.