Nibmobjin is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, uncaring skunk.

Nibmobjin created the Sombrero Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nibmobjin, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Nibmobjin, he will be very sad.

Nibmobjin's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Nibmobjin's Holy Commandments

1. Nibmobjin must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never think ill of sick horses.

4. Never eat tomatoes.

5. Do not wear carbon on your body.