Nibmobjin is a god.
He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, uncaring
skunk.
Nibmobjin created the Sombrero Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Nibmobjin, he will grant you immortality.
If you do not believe in
Nibmobjin, he will be very sad.
Nibmobjin's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.
Nibmobjin's Holy Commandments1. Nibmobjin must be the most important thing in your life.
2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
3. Never think ill of sick horses.
4. Never eat tomatoes.
5. Do not wear carbon on your body.