Fobafdot is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, resourceful aardvark.

Fobafdot created life five billion years ago.

If you believe in Fobafdot, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Fobafdot, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Fobafdot's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Fobafdot's Holy Commandments

1. Never run in the presence of rats.

2. Do not trade with those who eat bananas.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fobafdot.

5. You must love Fobafdot.