Nuttartvab is a god.
He takes the form of a microscopic, unjust
goblin.
Nuttartvab created Asia four years ago.
If you believe in
Nuttartvab, he will laugh at you.
If you do not believe in
Nuttartvab, he will turn you into a slug.
Nuttartvab's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.
Nuttartvab's Holy Commandments1. Do not take Nuttartvab's name in vain.
2. Hide from red whales for they are unholy.
3. Never think ill of sick snails.
4. Never paint your head turquoise.
5. You must never eat cucumbers.