Dutyatten is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, uncaring centipede.

Dutyatten created the planet Jupiter eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dutyatten, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Dutyatten, he will turn you into a goat.

Dutyatten's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Dutyatten's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Hide if eight capybaras approach from the east.

3. Always wear gray.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. You must love Dutyatten.
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