Cathitcum is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, self-confident skunk.

Cathitcum created humankind eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cathitcum, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Cathitcum, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Cathitcum's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Cathitcum's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never think about comets.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

4. Cathitcum must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never paint your legs blue.