Konhinleg is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, deceitful cow.

Konhinleg created Europe two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Konhinleg, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Konhinleg, he will turn you into a frog.

Konhinleg's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Konhinleg's Holy Commandments

1. Always help ants in need.

2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not covet oxen.
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