Teendagnullmab is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, boastful human.

Teendagnullmab created snails three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Teendagnullmab, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Teendagnullmab, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Teendagnullmab's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Teendagnullmab's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate eagles.

3. Do not dye your hair white.

4. Always treat dolphins with great respect.

5. Always help sick hamsters.
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