Cittonkgov Cenflywit Afontvan is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, overgenerous crab.

Cittonkgov Cenflywit Afontvan created the Cigar Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cittonkgov Cenflywit Afontvan, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Cittonkgov Cenflywit Afontvan, he will be very unhappy.

Cittonkgov Cenflywit Afontvan's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Cittonkgov Cenflywit Afontvan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never talk about nebulae.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Cittonkgov Cenflywit Afontvan.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Hide if eight swans approach from the south.