Bog is a god.
It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, emotional
rhinoceros.
Bog created a Higgs boson four million years ago.
If you believe in
Bog, it will look after your home planet.
If you do not believe in
Bog, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.
Bog's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.
Bog's Holy Commandments1. Bog loves bats, so they must be honoured.
2. Never write about black holes.
3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
4. Always help sharks.
5. Respect your elders.