Rutjabtap is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, flying tapir.

Rutjabtap created an atom seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rutjabtap, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Rutjabtap, it will turn you into a worm.

Rutjabtap's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Rutjabtap's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from purple dogs, for they are unholy.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Moths are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Hide if five snails approach from the east.