Lunbellnegflam is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, weak manatee.

Lunbellnegflam created the planet Saturn eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Lunbellnegflam, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Lunbellnegflam, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Lunbellnegflam's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Lunbellnegflam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill aardvarks.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

4. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

5. Hide if seven mice approach from the east.