Lunbellnegflam is a god.
He takes the form of a very long, weak
manatee.
Lunbellnegflam created the planet Saturn eight billion years ago.
If you believe in
Lunbellnegflam, he will grant all your wishes.
If you do not believe in
Lunbellnegflam, he will turn you into a giant slug.
Lunbellnegflam's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.
Lunbellnegflam's Holy Commandments1. Do not kill aardvarks.
2. Never play with disobedient children.
3. Never write about the strong nuclear force.
4. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.
5. Hide if seven mice approach from the east.