Funlablam is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, witless bee.

Funlablam created Africa two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Funlablam, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Funlablam, it will throw large rocks at you.

Funlablam's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Funlablam's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Funlablam loves great tits, so they must be honoured.

3. Always make sure there are no seals in a building before entering it.

4. Never talk about asteroids.

5. Respect your elders.