Funlablam is a god.
It takes the form of a gargantuan, witless
bee.
Funlablam created Africa two trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Funlablam, it will give you great power.
If you do not believe in
Funlablam, it will throw large rocks at you.
Funlablam's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.
Funlablam's Holy Commandments1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
2. Funlablam loves great tits, so they must be honoured.
3. Always make sure there are no seals in a building before entering it.
4. Never talk about asteroids.
5. Respect your elders.