Bodhugcisscamarmkan is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, unfair goose.

Bodhugcisscamarmkan created energy four years ago.

If you believe in Bodhugcisscamarmkan, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Bodhugcisscamarmkan, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Bodhugcisscamarmkan's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Bodhugcisscamarmkan's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from magenta swans for they are unholy.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate nematodes.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. You must never eat melons.