Binhastim is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, slow human.

Binhastim created the Milkyway four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Binhastim, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Binhastim, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Binhastim's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Binhastim's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
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