Cumvedpib is a god.
It takes the form of a plump, able
cow.
Cumvedpib created tapeworms nine thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Cumvedpib, it will answer your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Cumvedpib, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.
Cumvedpib's most sacred site is Penhale in England.
Cumvedpib's Holy Commandments1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate manatees.
2. Respect your elders.
3. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Cumvedpib on top of all buildings.
4. Fast once a month.
5. Always pray immersed in water.