Cumvedpib is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, able cow.

Cumvedpib created tapeworms nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cumvedpib, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cumvedpib, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Cumvedpib's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Cumvedpib's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate manatees.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Cumvedpib on top of all buildings.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Always pray immersed in water.