Quillstikflam is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely thin, charitable
shrew.
Quillstikflam created an atom five billion years ago.
If you believe in
Quillstikflam, it will be very happy.
If you do not believe in
Quillstikflam, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.
Quillstikflam's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.
Quillstikflam's Holy Commandments1. Never feed oranges to eagles while wearing red kilts.
2. Put Quillstikflam first in all things.
3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
4. Never talk about moons.
5. You must love Quillstikflam.