Honsidfit is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, awe-inspiring beaver.

Honsidfit created the planet Jupiter eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Honsidfit, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Honsidfit, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Honsidfit's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Honsidfit's Holy Commandments

1. Honsidfit loves monkeys, so they must be respected.

2. Honsidfit must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never look in ponds.