Dumhasrow Jatlamcip is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, annoying gerbil.

Dumhasrow Jatlamcip created the Sunflower Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Dumhasrow Jatlamcip, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Dumhasrow Jatlamcip, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Dumhasrow Jatlamcip's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Dumhasrow Jatlamcip's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into purple rooms.

2. Always help sick pigs.

3. Gulls are not to be trusted.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Respect your elders.
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