Hatmisnurtmad is a god.
It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, narcissistic
finch.
Hatmisnurtmad created an up quark three trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Hatmisnurtmad, it will celebrate by creating some planets.
If you do not believe in
Hatmisnurtmad, it will have a very low opinion of you.
Hatmisnurtmad's most sacred site is Burras in England.
Hatmisnurtmad's Holy Commandments1. Do not listen to music.
2. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.
3. Never talk about gravity.
4. You must never eat peanuts.
5. Put Hatmisnurtmad first in all things.