Vognabspagjam is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, pitiless hedgehog.

Vognabspagjam created the Black Eye Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Vognabspagjam, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Vognabspagjam, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Vognabspagjam's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Vognabspagjam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate ants.

3. Worship no other gods but Vognabspagjam.

4. Never write about gravity.

5. Do not commit murder.
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