Honhantar is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, stupid swan.

Honhantar created a down quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Honhantar, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Honhantar, she will strike you with lightening.

Honhantar's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Honhantar's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Always help sick birds.

4. Badgers are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never think about moons.