Wotdandon Lablityattwadart is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, tranquil ant.

Wotdandon Lablityattwadart created energy five million years ago.

If you believe in Wotdandon Lablityattwadart, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Wotdandon Lablityattwadart, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Wotdandon Lablityattwadart's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Wotdandon Lablityattwadart's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate tortoises.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Always help eagles.