Didsitrak is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, able horse.

Didsitrak created humankind seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Didsitrak, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Didsitrak, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Didsitrak's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Didsitrak's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Didsitrak's priests.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never feed bread to great tits while wearing violet tights.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Always pray immersed in water.