Ligvenpon is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, irritating coyote.

Ligvenpon created the Small Magellanic Cloud two billion years ago.

If you believe in Ligvenpon, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Ligvenpon, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Ligvenpon's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Ligvenpon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. You must pray to Ligvenpon five times a day.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate monkeys.

4. Do not trade with those who eat cherries.

5. Pray towards the south.