Bepjablin is a god.
It takes the form of a fat, humorless
hedgehog.
Bepjablin created vertebrates three thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Bepjablin, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.
If you do not believe in
Bepjablin, it will turn you into a small brown duck.
Bepjablin's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.
Bepjablin's Holy Commandments1. Always look after injured otters.
2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
3. Never think about comets.
4. Fast once a month.
5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.