Spagfagsogdad is a god.
She takes the form of an extremely small, ill-tempered
wren.
Spagfagsogdad created the Sombrero Galaxy two trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Spagfagsogdad, she will give you a free moon.
If you do not believe in
Spagfagsogdad, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.
Spagfagsogdad's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.
Spagfagsogdad's Holy Commandments1. Do not cook food in pots.
2. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.
3. Do not fashion models of living things.
4. Do not kill gulls.
5. Never pour water over plants.