Spagfagsogdad is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, ill-tempered wren.

Spagfagsogdad created the Sombrero Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Spagfagsogdad, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Spagfagsogdad, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Spagfagsogdad's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Spagfagsogdad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not kill gulls.

5. Never pour water over plants.