Largflatgun is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, intelligent pig.

Largflatgun created Europe nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Largflatgun, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Largflatgun, he will not care.

Largflatgun's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Largflatgun's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no goats in a building before entering it.

2. Never go into black rooms.

3. Do not trade with those who eat bread.

4. You must pray to Largflatgun nine times a day.

5. Never eat bark.
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