Bifnuttstig is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, unselfish cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Bifnuttstig created the Small Magellanic Cloud four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bifnuttstig, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Bifnuttstig, he will turn you into a frog.

Bifnuttstig's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Bifnuttstig's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in holy places.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bifnuttstig.

3. Never mention mites.

4. Never go into white rooms.

5. Never talk about fire.
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