Gomtinfab is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, annoying ferret.

Gomtinfab created the Andromeda Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Gomtinfab, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Gomtinfab, he will destroy your home solar system.

Gomtinfab's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Gomtinfab's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from pink manatees, for they are unholy.

2. Never paint your face black.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.
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