Mandusslitbod is a god.

He takes the form of a small, emotional shrew.

Mandusslitbod created the Sun four billion years ago.

If you believe in Mandusslitbod, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Mandusslitbod, he will destroy your home solar system.

Mandusslitbod's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Mandusslitbod's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate sharks.

2. Never jump in the presence of frogs.

3. Do not wear carbon on your body.

4. Mandusslitbod loves horses, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not commit murder.
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