Wigbastleg is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, bad-tempered cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Wigbastleg created the planet Saturn three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wigbastleg, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Wigbastleg, it will laugh at you.

Wigbastleg's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Wigbastleg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Wigbastleg loves ants, so they must be honoured.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.