Dinfumstigdub is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, moody bat.

Dinfumstigdub created the Black Eye Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dinfumstigdub, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Dinfumstigdub, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Dinfumstigdub's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Dinfumstigdub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Dinfumstigdub on top of all buildings.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate ants.

5. Always help eagles in need.
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