Tondabmis Stipyokhin is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, cheerful elephant.

Tondabmis Stipyokhin created everything that exists four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tondabmis Stipyokhin, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Tondabmis Stipyokhin, she will not care.

Tondabmis Stipyokhin's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Tondabmis Stipyokhin's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Always look after injured birds.

3. Do not bounce in public.

4. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Tondabmis Stipyokhin on top of all buildings.

5. You must never eat strawberries.