Nilbasttif is a god.

She takes the form of a large, humorless cobra.

Nilbasttif created matter nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nilbasttif, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Nilbasttif, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Nilbasttif's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Nilbasttif's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not sing in public.

3. Do not trade with those who eat lemons.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never talk about mites.