Dutdotquag is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, witty lizard.

Dutdotquag created an electron two years ago.

If you believe in Dutdotquag, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Dutdotquag, she will torture you forever.

Dutdotquag's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Dutdotquag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat carrots.

2. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

3. Put Dutdotquag first in all things.

4. Hide from blue otters for they are unholy.

5. Do not cook food in pots.