Haktiggan is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, strong mouse.

Haktiggan created a quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Haktiggan, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Haktiggan, he will turn you into a snail.

Haktiggan's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Haktiggan's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. You must love Haktiggan.

3. Never talk about gravity.

4. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.