Mumcatwod is a god.

It takes the form of a small, irritating wolf.

Mumcatwod created humanity four million years ago.

If you believe in Mumcatwod, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Mumcatwod, it will curse you with boils.

Mumcatwod's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Mumcatwod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snakes.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Mumcatwod.

4. Never eat parsnips.

5. Do not drink alcohol.