Fatbossmap is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, benevolent jellyfish.

Fatbossmap created the planet Earth seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Fatbossmap, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Fatbossmap, she will turn you into a snail.

Fatbossmap's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Fatbossmap's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into red rooms.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never sit in holy places.

4. Do not take Fatbossmap's name in vain.

5. Do not drink alcohol.