Sasxucort is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, impressive jaguar.

Sasxucort created carbon five million years ago.

If you believe in Sasxucort, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Sasxucort, he will turn you into a tree.

Sasxucort's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Sasxucort's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into cyan rooms.

2. Never write about comets.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Sasxucort.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.