Zigbigtun is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, compassionate zebra.

Zigbigtun created energy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zigbigtun, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Zigbigtun, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Zigbigtun's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Zigbigtun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Zigbigtun.

3. Always look after injured snails.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Zigbigtun.

5. Never talk about moons.