Cedkenlim is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, competent cobra.

Cedkenlim created dark matter three million years ago.

If you believe in Cedkenlim, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Cedkenlim, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Cedkenlim's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Cedkenlim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not run in public.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Erect a large gold sculpture of Cedkenlim on top of all buildings.

4. Always help rats in need.

5. Feed all hungry frogs.