Wonjip is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, selfish mongoose.

Wonjip created the Sunflower Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Wonjip, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Wonjip, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Wonjip's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Wonjip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Always look after injured monkeys.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Always help whales in need.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.