Gofmantad is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, bad-tempered dolphin.

Gofmantad created the Sun four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gofmantad, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Gofmantad, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Gofmantad's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Gofmantad's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick tapirs.

2. Always wear white.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not shave your legs.

5. Gofmantad loves manatees, so they must be respected.