Minmifcit is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, moody tortoise.

Minmifcit created time and space five million years ago.

If you believe in Minmifcit, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Minmifcit, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Minmifcit's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Minmifcit's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Feed all hungry seals.

4. Worship no other gods but Minmifcit.

5. Never eat figs.