Taddimflap is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, emotional butterfly.

Taddimflap created Africa four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Taddimflap, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Taddimflap, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Taddimflap's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Taddimflap's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear scarves.

2. Always help gulls in need.

3. Never wear indigo jumpers.

4. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

5. Run away from violet mice, for they are unholy.