Popbagtar is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, witless deer.

Popbagtar created time and space seven million years ago.

If you believe in Popbagtar, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Popbagtar, he will think nothing of it.

Popbagtar's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Popbagtar's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in holy places.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. You must never eat figs.

5. Always pray immersed in water.