Pibnullmadgumbimtof is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, contented armadillo.

Pibnullmadgumbimtof created the planet Venus three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pibnullmadgumbimtof, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Pibnullmadgumbimtof, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Pibnullmadgumbimtof's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Pibnullmadgumbimtof's Holy Commandments

1. Turtles are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Always help sick mice.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

4. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.