Sakfudmap is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, idiotic owl.

Sakfudmap created the world four years ago.

If you believe in Sakfudmap, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Sakfudmap, she will destroy your favourite star.

Sakfudmap's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Sakfudmap's Holy Commandments

1. Put Sakfudmap first in all things.

2. Always make sure there are no mites in a building before entering it.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never eat bark.